I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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