i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
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I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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