i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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