You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
operation have a gay friend backfired
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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