My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
