doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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