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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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