Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
porn star boner night. come get it.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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