you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We need to feng shui this bitch.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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