Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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