like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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