so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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