just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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