i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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