Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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