yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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