We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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