Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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