Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
did you just send me my own nude
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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