A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
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