hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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