I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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