When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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