I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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