You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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