there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
dude i'm inner monologue high
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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