i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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