I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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