Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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