thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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