How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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