god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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