I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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