Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
how drunk are you?
Several
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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