i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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