if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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