420 ftw
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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