some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
she smelled like a LAN party
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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