I cockslap morals
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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