okay pat passed out under dana's car
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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