Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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