So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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