Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
im on a boat
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