And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I think I won the penis lottery.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Dear god my vagina.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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