hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
