Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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