we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I wish you could order shots online.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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