She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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