doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Umm I'm too high to move.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It's just like the Real World with babies
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Randomize
