Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We just shotgunned beers for America
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
