Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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