i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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