is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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