i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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