Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
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soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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I'm at about main and main street
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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