Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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